Cologne War

The Cologne War was a war started by Jacob on January 8, 2018. It is a war against Irish people living in Cologne who eat oranges and use blue text on an orange background.

Declaration of War
A bill declaring that war exists between the Meme Classroom and Irish born cologne residents who eat oranges and often use blue on orange backgrounds when making slide.

First. Be it enacted by the Senate and secretary of war of the Meme Classroom in Congress assembled,  that war be, and the same is hereby, declared to exist, and has existed since the 8th day of January, A.D. 2019, including said day, between the Meme classroom and all Irish born cologne residents who eat oranges and often use blue on orange backgrounds when making slide.

Second. That the President and secretary of war of he meme classroom are hereby, directed and empowered to use the entire land and naval forces of the Meme classroom and to call into the actual service of the Meme militia of the several Parties, to such extent as may be necessary to carry this act into effect.

Approved, January 8th, 2019.

Effects
It led directly to the 15th Amendment.

Results
The was is still going on as of January 9, 2019.