The Milk War of December 2018

The Milk War of December 2018 was a war fought between the M E M E Classroom of Eternity under president Basil and the Imperial Government of Strawberry Milk. War was declared by Secretary of War/Defense Jacob on December 17.

Declaration of War
A RESOLUTION Declaring that a state of war exists between the Imperial Government of Strawberry Milk and the Government and the people of the Meme Classroom. Provision must be initiate to prosecute such in the meme

Whereas the Imperial Government of Strawberry Milk has committed unprovoked acts of war against the Government and the people of the Meme Classroom of school: The product, strawberry milk has severely damaged many citizens of the meme classrooms love of milk and for that must be destroyed.

Therefore be it Resolved by the Secretary of war of the Meme Classroom and of the general population of earth, That the state of war between the Meme Classroom and the Imperial Government of Strawberry Milk which has thus been thrust upon the Meme Classroom is hereby formally declared; and the President is hereby authorized and directed to employ the entire volunteer army and boycott power  of the Meme Classroom and the resources of the classroom to carry on war against the Imperial Government of Strawberry Milk; and, to bring the conflict to a successful termination, all the resources of the country are hereby pledged by the classroom of the Meme Classroom.

Signed, Jacob

Secretary of War

Outcome
The Meme Classroom won after the Strawberry Milk sued for peace on December 19, 2018.