The Lunchroom Address

The Lunchroom Address was a speech given by Basil after the Battle of the Lunchroom.

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Fellow memers, I am quite honored you credit me with this glorious victory, however, it was my general, Tommy, who did everything. If I was the head of this operation, he was the brain. I will continue to try and open up peace with the Strawberry Milk, and perhaps trade. Now I've heard some of you call me a Strawberry Milk Sympathizer. This is not true, the accusations of me working with them are completely false. In fact, I officially endorse Chocolate Milk, and demand that the Strawberry Milk pay war costs and open up trade with Chocolate Milk.